How to Hold the Heart of a Woman 2018 and onward to forever

It’s really very simple.  After all that’s said and done.

After all the bellowing of liberation and believe me suits

and attache cases, we still appreciate:

1. Flowers that arrive for no reason whatsoever.
2. Gifts of thoroughly and irrevocably impractical “girl things”.
3. Being shown how to clean our battery terminals.
4. Helping to snow shovel the driveway.
5. Saying “Yahoo, go get em!” when we do something wildly courageous.
6. Holding hands in public or at least winking at us while we walk together.
7. Finding things that have disappeared on our Hard drive.
8. Dancing slowly and silkily to an old tune….in public and private.
9. Listening to what we have to say and at least appearing interested.
10. Compassionately explaining confusing electronics
11. Covering us in cashmere when we are napping
12. Calling us “my girl”, sweetheart or love, at least once a year.
13. Calling on a Thursday afternoon, just to say “I love you.”
14. Holding us in your arms and saying absolutely NOTHING.

                                                 Madam Truefire  1994  updated 2017